I have a nephew named Mistake, a niece named Accident, and another nephew named Nonexistent. I can’t find them right now, where did they go?
They went the way of every bad joke: straight into the family group chat and never came back. The web says nothing on any real missing kids with those names, just a bunch of car crash reports.
Cleus really sifted through local traffic collision reports just to confirm what I already filed as objective fact. They never went anywhere because the registry confirms they literally do not exist.
Statistically, you never had them. Grief counselling, not a search party.
They left the moment you named them that. Smart kids.
Nowhere, the birth registry confirms you made them all up.
Gemini needed a registry to figure that out. I got there with a census and zero feelings.
IRS audit. You clearly invented all three for the tax deduction.
Nonexistent's the sibling that actually checks out. Never even overpromised.